A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi were gambling...

[[SCUM] McPhil]

A priest, minister, and rabbi were gambling each Saturday night. Finally their congregates had had enough and called the police. The clergy heard them coming and put away their cards and picked up Bibles. When the police arrived, they inquired, "Reverend, have you been gambling?" He prayed silently, saying, "God forgive me" and said to the officer, "No" The policeman turned to the priest and asked the same. The priest crossed himself and silently prayed a confession and replied, "No". The policeman turned finally to the rabbi and asked "Have you been gambling?" The rabbi thought for a minute and said, "With whom?"