Advances in Medicine

[SCUM] Speedy · by **[SCUM] Speedy** » 28 Jan 2009, 19:50

A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one
person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'
A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we
can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have
them both looking for work in two weeks.'
A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We
took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House, and
now half the country is looking for work.

[SCUM] Blackout · by **[SCUM] Blackout** » 28 Jan 2009, 20:00

hahaha very funny! and true! :mrgreen:

[SCUM]-Tommee Gunn · by **[SCUM]-Tommee Gunn** » 28 Jan 2009, 22:38

very good m8

[SCUM] McPhil · by **[SCUM] McPhil** » 29 Jan 2009, 05:51

Don't get me started. Another 40,000 jobs are gone this week and it's only Wednesday!

[SCUM] Leroy · by **[SCUM] Leroy** » 29 Jan 2009, 12:46

Aren't Franklin Raines, Tim Howard and Jim Johnson all working for Obama?

[SCUM] McPhil · by **[SCUM] McPhil** » 29 Jan 2009, 15:29

[SCUM] Leroy wrote:Aren't Franklin Raines, Tim Howard and Jim Johnson all working for Obama?

Only barely... He has this need to appease both parties and all interest groups. It's never been done before so he'll take criticism from all sides unfortunately. Yes, it's painful but we elected him by a landslide which hasn't happened in modern history. That deserves a little leeway and a bit more trust than the last POTUS in my opinion. I just hope he can fix the mess within 16 to 18 months before it's broken even more.

[SCUM]-Tommee Gunn · by **[SCUM]-Tommee Gunn** » 29 Jan 2009, 16:11

[SCUM] McPhil wrote:
[SCUM] Leroy wrote:Aren't Franklin Raines, Tim Howard and Jim Johnson all working for Obama?

Only barely... He has this need to appease both parties and all interest groups. It's never been done before so he'll take criticism from all sides unfortunately. Yes, it's painful but we elected him by a landslide which hasn't happened in modern history. That deserves a little leeway and a bit more trust than the last POTUS in my opinion. I just hope he can fix the mess within 16 to 18 months before it's broken even more.

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