Deep Thoughts
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Deep Thoughts
by [SCUM] McPhil » 07 Nov 2008, 15:43
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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Re: Deep Thoughts
by [SCUM] DeathWish » 07 Nov 2008, 18:52
what about, why is a woman the same as a hurricane.
Cause they are both wet & windy when they come, and take your house and car when they leave.
or.
Have you heard the new prices for Ken & Barbie in Toys-R-Us
Ken 2.99$
Barbie 234,500,000$
Thats becuase Barbie comes with Ken's House, car, horse, gym, wallet, swimming pool
now you gonna tell me you hadn't Ken & barbie have just got divorced. Barbie was cheating on Ken with Mitch.
Cause they are both wet & windy when they come, and take your house and car when they leave.
or.
Have you heard the new prices for Ken & Barbie in Toys-R-Us
Ken 2.99$
Barbie 234,500,000$
Thats becuase Barbie comes with Ken's House, car, horse, gym, wallet, swimming pool
now you gonna tell me you hadn't Ken & barbie have just got divorced. Barbie was cheating on Ken with Mitch.
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