ERM!! Natural Harvest

[[SCUM]-Tommee Gunn]

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

dont read whilst having your food
you have been warned

p.s. read the comments below it

[[SCUM] Blackout]

MMMMMM can i get an order of king prawns and semen sauce to go plz..

[[SCUM] McPhil]

MMMMMM can i get an order of king prawns and semen sauce to go plz..

[[SCUM]-Herbs]

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties.

lol

I received my copy of the book last week. It took me and my partner all week to stock up for last night's intimate little dinner party. We decided to go for the man-made oysters, but while we were pouring the semen into the shells, a few drops spilled on the floor. As usual, our Shar-Pei was in the kitchen, just waiting for the occasional food spills. We were both so grossed out when Layla lapped up the spilled semen because when she was done she just looked up at us and licked her chops - begging for more. It's one thing for us to have fun cooking with semen, but it just seemed so wrong for our dog to be eating it too.

We enjoyed our meal very much, but just want to caution other would-be semen cookers to watch out for pets in the kitchen. There's nothing fun (of funny) about watching them licking up your stuff...

lmfao


tommee, what the hell was you looking for when you came accross this?!

[[SCUM]-Tommee Gunn]

i didnt find it
i pinched it off another site

[dadof3]

tommee, what the hell was you looking for when you came accross this?![/quote]

placenta recipies of course

so where do I sign up to be harvested? ahh the life laying around all day being milked like a cow