Short Fairy Tale

[[SCUM] Speedy]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl
said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and
drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the
toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end

[[SCUM] Leroy]

[[SCUM] McPhil]

after 15 years of marriage I think you'll find your significant other will fart whenever they want...