Twitter for [literally] losers

[[SCUM] Leroy]

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

Today, there was a story called "Looking Good" about fashion in school that ran in the local newspaper. On the front page of that section it featured a picture of my class. I was photoshopped out. FML

Today, my wife and I were driving to the gas station, she let me out before she pulled up to the pumps because I had to buy some things from the store. I returned to see my wife proudly filling the tank. Smiling, she told me that diesel was cheaper than regular gas. We don't own a diesel car. FML

F***MyLife - probably not nsfw

[[SCUM]-Herbs]

lol.

I listen to Richard Bacon on 5 Live and he dont stop banging on about twitter.


This though is funny!

[[SCUM] McPhil]

I twittered myself twice just last night!